Tiger Whisperer

from Virus Diaries by Finn Martin

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lyrics

Itchy and grimy staying alive when
The virus took over and showed us how to die
First it started out with a little coughing fit
Next thing you know, getting fitted for a coffin shit

Break out the Sunday best breaking runway sweats
Like a fun house mirror making fun of these pets
Are we done yet? Just five more minutes
Make the decision to pull the plug and let’s get dinner

Winners spinning dizzy around a thinning circle
Hair trigger slipping so much for keeping it surgical
Disintegrate that microbe finger on the Lysol
Kicking doors in but never find the right stall

The bark is worse than the bite y’all dishonest
Liars lying about how big their lion is
Cage rattled I gotta keep the flow hypnotic
So i stole this tiger shirt from Joe Exotic (big cat sounds?)

(The tiger should be here tomorrow)

Gift Baskins from a secret admirer
Acting like you ain’t the one to get fed to the tiger
One false move, one little slip up
Get your guts ripped up drunk off the stigma

Funky with my pimp cup, the dude abides
Missing a couple teeth but that’s by design
Friendly reminders to make better decisions
Keeping that distance preventing collisions

The business end of this beast is all teeth all week
We’ll call you, so don’t ever call me
Wrapped up in the lines feeling kinda sorry
Switching it up from alarmed to alarming

Weather or not it’s balmy laying by the palm trees
My favorite time kicking it with the fall breeze
Living like the king of this redneck ghetto
Waiting for the day I get my Netflix special